Why get a Paisley magnetic dishwasher cover?
Don’t have a dishwasher? No problem – get a magnetic dishwasher cover!
Why? Because they are beautiful and will inspire you to get a dishwasher.
Don't have space for a dishwasher? No problem, get rid of your washing machine! Cleanliness is so overrated except when it comes to your dishes. Dirty dishes can be the catalyst for disease and ill health. Dirty clothes can only be the catalyst for social exclusion.
Don't have a kitchen? No problem – turn your ninth bedroom into a kitchen!
There are no excuses – are there?
But, why the Paisley magnetic dishwasher cover?
Well, have you ever seen an interesting dishwasher? Exactly! Dishwashers are made to be functional, not ornamental.
Do you like to sit and look at your dishwasher?
Sadly, some of you probably said ‘yes’ to that question. But, for those who didn’t – would you like to? Look at the dishwasher – not say yes to the question.
Let’s face it, TV can get boring. How many more mini-series can you watch about good-hearted fraudsters who spent years living in the attic before deciding to dedicate themselves to hunting down corporate bigwigs whose private army was planning to stage a coup in Greenland?
No, it is better to look at a dishwasher. And the great thing about looking at a dishwasher is that you see something different every time you look. Just imagine what you would see if you applied a Paisley magnetic dishwasher cover to it. My guess would be an infinite number of things – but I would probably be wrong.
And when is the best time to watch your Paisley magnet-clad dishwasher? When it is on, of course! The noises your dishwasher makes will perfectly complement the patterns on your Paisley dishwasher magnet – especially if it has birds on it.
It is remarkable how a dishwasher sounds so much like a fictitious colourful chirping bird – you will sit there in awe! As will your friends, whom you have invited around to share in the experience.
And the friends? They might seem a little reluctant at first, but once you explain how it is essential, they will gladly participate in viewing and listening to the motionless bird Paisley magnet.
The dishwasher cycle ended, you will feel compelled to go through the whole process again. Unfortunately, with a lack of dirty dishes, your only solution will be to quickly rustle up a full six-course meal, which your friends might not be too keen on at 10.30 in the morning. But, by 11.30, they will be stuffed and will not need to cook again or indeed eat again that day. Think of the time and expense you will have saved them.
And of course, you will be able to bring in the afternoon, which is symbolically the most important time of the day – by all sitting holding hands and watching your Paisley dishwasher magnet seemingly come to life as it gurgles and squawks its way to completing its mission.
But a Paisley magnetic dishwasher cover is not just about having a low-level out-of-body experience with friends. The magnetic dishwasher cover panel is primarily used to make the dishwasher appear more beautiful than it really is. It is a form of cosmetics for appliances, and as appliances become wiser and more intelligent, it is only natural they will want to take care of their appearance. Who can blame them?
If you had the choice of dating a plain dishwasher or one with a Paisley dishwasher sticker, which one would you choose? Exactly!
And the real upside here? Your Paisley kitchen dishwasher magnetic cover can be removed from your dishwasher and placed wherever you like. It makes sense to place it on a magnetic surface because it is more likely to stay in place. But it is not a necessity, as some of these suggested places will demonstrate:
Where else can you put your magnetic dishwasher cover?
Refrigerator
Your refrigerator is likely to be very jealous of your dishwasher, even to the point of it throwing a hissy fit and stopping working. Giving it a shot with the Paisley magnetic dishwasher cover will delight it, but don’t take this as a permanent solution to a deep-seated unhappiness.
Table
A boring table can be made positively fascinating when a Paisley magnetic dishwasher cover is placed over it. But, be careful, the dishwasher cover might not want to return to its dishwasher.
Wall art
The dishwasher cover will not look out of place attached to a wall. Multiple dishwasher covers will look even better when hung together on a wall (or stuck to a wall if the wall is magnetic, which it probably won't be). If the thought of having to buy multiple dishwashers for your multiple dishwasher covers worries you, why not simply set up a schedule that allows all of your dishwasher covers an opportunity to cover the sole dishwasher you currently have?
People
If you have family or friends who have recently been in a bad accident, necessitating pins to be inserted into their body, then everyone will be looking for a way to be cheered up. By attaching the magnetic dishwasher cover to the relevant part of their body, much hilarity will ensue as they desperately try to distance themselves from the cover.
Snow
A magnetic dishwasher cover makes a great sled. But if you find yourself going over a metal drain, be prepared for the dishwasher cover to abruptly stick to the drain with you being propelled into whatever lies beyond the drain. A truly dangerous, but compelling game.
So, whether you just want to glam up your boring old dishwasher or hide the dent you created in it when you got drunk, fell, and stuck your head in it or maybe you just want to get one up on the neighbours, I’m sure you will agree with us at Just Paisley - a Paisley magnetic dishwasher cover is at least an option.