Just Paisley thinks the word ‘Men’ is important in the title of this article. Only because it is targeted at the wearer of the ‘male’ robe. That is not to say if you are not male, you can’t wear a male robe – you can! It is just that the article features male Paisley robes, so whether you are male or not, if you are interested in robes of the kind advertised as male, please read on.
If you do not have some special male Paisley robe-wearing person in your life – and do not want one – then please read on. It might inspire you to seek to want that special person in your life – and ‘seek to want’ is the first stage before ‘seek to act’, which is the first stage before ‘reconsider and decide not to’. But then you will go through the whole cycle again, and eventually, you will ‘act’. And when you act, the first thing you will do is start searching for robes.
The word ‘Paisley’ is also important in the title. This would imply that if it is not a Paisley robe, this article is not for you. At this point, I really should say – ‘Yes’ – if you are not after a ‘Paisley’ robe, don’t read on. But, I can’t bring myself to – the reason being that a robe is a robe, and while Paisley would always be my preference, a ‘non-Paisley robe’ – there, I said it – can still look okay – in the dark and without your glasses on.
The word ‘Robe’ is important in the title – otherwise, it would say ‘Men's Paisley: Pure Class’. There is no such thing as a ‘Men's Paisley’ – there is such a thing as a Paisley man – a man from Paisley. I should know – I am one!
What do you see when you see a person in a male Paisley robe?
Yes – elegance, sophistication, class, authority, reliability, opulence, composure, success, allure, and confidence. That’s 10 words – if I tried, I’m sure I could come up with at least 37 more!
So, it doesn’t matter if it is a silk robe, a cotton robe, a cashmere robe, a velvet robe, a linen robe, a flannel robe (or the other 19 I could come up with) – a Paisley robe really does the trick – and that is only for the person who sees the wearer of the Paisley robe.
What if you are the actual robe wearer? Well, the likelihood is that you will feel elegant, sophisticated, classy, and authoritative – you get the picture!
It is amazing that when wearing one piece of clothing, and we have all felt it at least once in our life (maybe the tuxedo, prom dress, the killer date outfit), it can make us feel invincible. The truth is, we all love wearing something we love. And with our magnificent Paisley robe – we get to wear it every day – and for some days, we could probably wear it all day (this would need to be a day off – it is not recommended to wear your Paisley robe to work).
And when you are wearing that robe, you will also feel free. This is great when wearing your Paisley robe in prison.
Yes, you will feel free. And depending on what you are wearing under your Paisley robe – you might be totally free. And that takes us nicely to:
7 things you can do in a men's Paisley robe
1. Plot
Sitting in your sexy robe, you will feel switched on (which is different from turned on). ‘Switched on’ is a great state of mind to be in for some ‘arch’ plotting.
2. Smoke
A long silk robe is closely related to a ‘smoking jacket’. As such, the robe can be used for the same purpose. So, if smoking is your thing – and you know it should not be – then I guess you could smoke in it. But, I would rather you didn't.
3. Have breakfast or supper
Robes are ideal for eating in – unlike wedding dresses, which are unsuitable for eating in, but everyone (usually women) will still do it. Perhaps changing into a beautiful silk male Paisley robe would further bond the happy couple. Perhaps we have just created another traditional wedding custom. Maybe not!
4. Watch TV
This is not considered a good use of a stunning Paisley robe, but it’s your dude robe, dude, and you’re entitled to do what you want with it.
5. Read
Robes make excellent reading companions. Whether it is a book, a newspaper, or a bill reminder, you will feel more relaxed reading it in your robe.
6. Tease
Robes make great teasing agents. Ideal for fore-foreplay, they can provide the spark to get that intimate party started.
7. Small distance travel accessory
If used judiciously – perhaps to walk to the end of the garden to pick up some mail, or at a push, to walk over to a neighbour to ask if the shooting at their house was an accident – a robe is quick to put on, shows that there is no threatening intent, and most importantly shows that the wearer is a closet fashion guru.